The pumpkin spice phenomenon has officially spiralled out of control, and we’re not complaining. What started as a simple Starbucks latte back in 2003 has evolved into a full-blown cultural obsession that sees brands clamouring to slap the beloved autumn blend onto everything from beauty products to bin bags. Gone are the days when pumpkin spice was confined to your morning coffee or grandmother’s pie recipe. Today’s seasonal marketing madness has transformed this humble mix of cinnamon, nutmeg, clove and ginger into a commercial juggernaut that infiltrates every corner of our lives. Whether you’re a die-hard PSL devotee or someone who thinks the whole craze has gone barking mad, there’s no denying that some brands have taken the trend to absolutely bonkers territory.
1. Special Kitty Pumpkin Spice Cat Litter
Your feline friend can now do their business with a festive flourish thanks to Special Kitty’s limited-edition pumpkin spice-scented cat litter. This clumping litter promises 24-hour odour control whilst filling your home with the warm scents of autumn. Because nothing says “cosy fall vibes” quite like masking the smell of cat poo with notes of cinnamon and nutmeg.
Where to buy: Walmart (seasonal availability)
2. Native Pumpkin Spice Latte Deodorant
Why merely drink your PSL when you can smell like one all day long? Native’s aluminium-free deodorant comes in a limited-edition Pumpkin Spice Latte scent, featuring sweet notes of cinnamon, nutmeg and clove. Perfect for those who want their armpits to emit the aroma of everyone’s favourite autumn beverage. The brand also offers matching body wash and lotion for the full pumpkin-scented experience.
Where to buy: Native website, Amazon, Walmart, Target
3. Hefty Cinnamon Pumpkin Spice Bin Bags
Taking out the rubbish has never been more festive. Hefty’s Ultra Strong bin bags now come in a cinnamon pumpkin spice scent that sold out in just 90 minutes last year. These 13-gallon kitchen bags feature Arm & Hammer odour control technology, ensuring your bins smell like autumn rather than, well, bins. The “cosy fall upgrade you never knew you needed” has developed such a cult following that the company brings them back annually.
Where to buy: Amazon, Walmart (limited time only)
4. Dawn Pumpkin Spice Washing-Up Liquid
Doing the dishes becomes slightly less tedious with Dawn’s Platinum Plus Power Wash Dish Spray in pumpkin spice scent. Described as “warm, spicy, aromatic,” this limited-edition cleaning product transforms your kitchen sink into an autumn wonderland. Users report it smells more like a pleasant candle than a cleanser, which is either brilliant or deeply concerning depending on your perspective.
Where to buy: Walmart, select supermarkets
5. Fable Beard Co. Pumpkin Spice Beard Oil
Gentlemen can now groom their facial hair with the essence of autumn thanks to this pumpkin spice beard oil. The product promises to soften your whiskers whilst leaving them subtly scented with fall spices. It’s essentially a PSL for your face forest, ensuring every stroke of your beard releases notes of cinnamon and nutmeg.
Where to buy: Specialty grooming shops, Amazon
6. Green Meadow Valley Pumpkin Spice Toilet Paper
Before you panic, it’s only the cardboard tube that’s scented, not the actual paper itself. The tube is fragranced with essential oils including cinnamon, clove and ginger, marketed as a gag gift for pumpkin spice enthusiasts. Though one might argue that any product combining bathroom necessities with food scents has already crossed into gag territory.
Where to buy: Amazon, novelty gift shops
7. Simply Gum Pumpkin Spice Chewing Gum
This plant-based, vegan chewing gum brings the PSL experience to your mouth without the calories. Made with natural chicle tree sap instead of synthetic plastic, it’s flavoured with pumpkin, nutmeg and clove. Perfect for those moments when you want autumn freshness but can’t commit to an entire beverage.
Where to buy: Amazon, Whole Foods
8. BKIND Pumpkin Spice Nail Polish
Paint your nails in a warm, burnt orange shade that’s actually scented with pumpkin spice. Every gesture becomes an aromatic experience as your fingertips waft cinnamon and nutmeg. It’s the ultimate commitment to seasonal aesthetics, though be prepared for confused looks when people realise your manicure smells like pudding.
Where to buy: Beauty supply stores, online retailers
9. Good Earth Beauty Pumpkin Spice Shampoo
Transform your morning shower into an autumn spa experience with this seasonal shampoo that promises silky smooth locks that smell like freshly baked pumpkin pie. Your colleagues might wonder why the office suddenly smells like a bakery every time you flip your hair.
Where to buy: Select beauty retailers, Amazon
10. Dude Wipes DUMPkin Spice Flushable Wipes
Perhaps the most audacious entry on our list, these bathroom wipes come in a “DUMPkin Spice” scent featuring clove, nutmeg and other autumn aromas. Made with 99% water and plant-based ingredients, they’re septic-safe and promise to bring “refreshing seasonal pumpkin scent when using the bathroom.” Because apparently, even our most private moments need seasonal flair.
Where to buy: Amazon, Target
The Bottom Line
The pumpkin spice industrial complex shows no signs of slowing down, with brands increasingly willing to push boundaries in their quest for seasonal relevance. From cat litter to bathroom wipes, there’s seemingly no product immune to the siren call of cinnamon and nutmeg. Whether these products represent peak capitalism or pure genius is entirely up to you. What’s the weirdest pumpkin spice product you’ve encountered? We’d love to hear about your discoveries in this mad, mad world of seasonal marketing gone wild.
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